SIR ALEX RETIRES

Not much to say about Fergie's retirement other than grudging respect for his achievements and a curse on Mark Robbins. Of course, there's also an element of surprise; I thought he was Beelzebub himself and would outlast football. Not to be. And as he takes his chewing gum and clock-watching upstairs, it's time to roll out this almost-obsolete cartoon, the work of Jake Goretzki, one final time: 

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